1. I am a Worm Burner, i shall therefore never get golf lessons and surpass the standing of a disticly average golfer - if i do have lessons i will lie to all other Worm Burners to maintain my amateur status
2. I will openly mock all bad golf played by myself or other members
3. I will attend a minimum of 4 Worm Burner rounds per season - official or otherwise
4. I will wear Worm Burner kit when possible
5. I will accept all punishments at Worm Burner socials as voted for by other members
6. I will always respect the use of Dunlop golf clubs, even when i down grade to better known brands, i will remember my Dunlops fondly and applaud those who continue to use them
To be continued....